04 August 2008

Getting into the Homerun Race


Carrot Top is the headlining act at the Luxor hotel in Vegas these days. To be honest, I thought he had died or something. I got a call 7 years ago asking if I wanted to book him for a comedy show but turned it down. Doesn't he just cut carrots in half with a machete? What's so great about that? I could stick my mom up there and she could do it blindfolded. Anyway, it appears that when Carrot realized he wasn't funny anymore, he got involved with Human Growth Hormone and Billy Blanks. When I saw this picture of the guy I laughed, so I guess we can call this one a success. The only thing left yet to do is get this guy registered in some UFC fights. I bet he'd make a killing do something like that.

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