29 May 2008

Step Into My Square


The graphic above is pretty impressive, but you need to add 7 more 5 year olds before you reach the number that I could take on. Make no mistake... I'm not a warrior, I just know how to survive.




22 May 2008

Something's Wrong with the Bump & Grind

R. Kelly's trial began this week... SIX YEARS and three months after the related sex tape was sent to the Chicago Sun-Times. I have no idea what the cops have been doing in that time. Maybe they needed that time to make copies of each of his previous works for everyone in the office to review and compare. After all, R.'s thought to have videos out there with at least two underage girls, Gary Sheffield's gospel-singing wife, one of his dancers and half a Brownie troop from Indiana.

With all the smoke around this guy, you've got to know the fire's out of control. His first accusation was in 1991. Normally I'd say that we need to let the law decide if the guy's guilty, (I still maintain OJ's innocence) but when you've married 2 underaged singers, 3 underaged girls accuse you of rape, you're charged with 7 counts of videotaping sex with a minor, 12 counts of possession of child porn and 21 counts of soliciting a minor for child porn, I think you've exhausted your right to be presumed innocent.

I don't know how he's going to get out of this, but he will. Famous people with active followings never do any real time. His defense is apparently taking the position that his head was "digitally imposed on the body of the man". Look dude, we've all seen the South Park movie. Just sticking a cropped picture of R. Kelly's face on top of some dude's humping body is not going to look very realistic or convincing.

And who drew the picture at the top of this post? I love the way we have generic black man watching a sex tape of himself, but yet he doesn't look anything like the generic black man on the tv screen. Did we pay an artist to sit in the courtroom with his prismacolors all day? That's where I want more of my tax dollars spent.